From the News Wire:

MASSIVE SPILL ON CAPE COD!

According to the Barnstable County Commissioner of the Environment the largest sunshine spill in history is now occurring at several locations on Cape Cod. “We’re still trying to get a handle on just how big this spill might be. It seems everywhere we look, there’s evidence of the spill,” says Luke Hinkle of My Generation Energy, a company involved in the effort to capture and reclaim the spilled sunshine.

“We’re not sure how long the residents of Cape Cod will just look the other way while all this sunshine is being dumped on their homes and properties,” says Scott, a concerned citizen of Harwich.

While Tammy, of Brewster states, “We’re beginning to see the signs of progress as more and more systems are being installed to capture the spill. Let’s just hope we can get out in front of this thing.”

Who do you know that would like to help us clean up this massive spill of sunshine?